Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What animals make the best students?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
It's allergy season again?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?