Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What animal floats best?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's black and white and red all over?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where can you always get cheap gas?