Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
What's a dog's favorite city?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?