Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?