How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?