Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?