Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
It's allergy season again?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How do hurricanes see?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?