Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which office space loves to cut corners?