Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where would you find an elephant?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a magical reptile?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?