What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?