Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How do you make a cow float?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are all priests fit?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?