Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?