Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?