Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What game do mice love to play?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?