Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
They'll only drive a sports car.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Which plant has the best roar?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What does a dog say before eating?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?