How did the toad die?
He croaked.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do insects learn at school?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?