How did the toad die?
He croaked.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where do chips wear socks?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
When does a horse talk?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?