What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How did the tree get lost?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why was the man stuck at the party?