Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
There was a wagon jam.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Which cats have the best manners?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What cartoon character loves insects?
The museum curator needed a break.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?