Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
There was a wagon jam.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?