What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What a waste.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why is summer always sad?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Do dads always snore?