What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What's the slowest 5k?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do stars celebrate in December?