What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?