What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A snack attack.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What sports are both plant-based?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?