What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A snack attack.
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where was Noah born?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the computer cold at work?