How do bears keep cool?
They use bear-conditioning.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is the coolest country?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?