What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?