What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why is furniture so generous?
What day do hands always go to church?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?