Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What fish only swims at night?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?