Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's the holiest insect?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?