How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
I broke my finger!
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which family member is always relieved?
How do you get straight A's?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How do you grill cheese?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?