How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call an artistic dog?