What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did summer say to spring?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How do you organize a space party?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?