What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is the coolest country?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?