Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do rhinos charge?
How did the toad die?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?