Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?