Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What did the salad say to its dad?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the richest basketball team?
How do you organize a space party?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?