Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What do you call siblings who love math?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why is summer always sad?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?