Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why don't ants get sick?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?