Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did one firefly say to the other?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How do fireflies start a race?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the sickly elevator say?