Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What superpower do all middle children have?