Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?