Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?