Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
If you need help building an ark...
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?