What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which state has the best streets?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?