What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do fish live in salt water?