Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where does breakfast live?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's the loudest sport?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How did the tree get lost?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What kind of bird can write?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?