Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?