Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What does a panda ghost say?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?