What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How do birds threaten one another?
Do dads always snore?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What shape has a knighthood?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Surprise!!!!
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?