What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
What fish loves to play in a band?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?