What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
A barbequeue.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?