What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
A barbequeue.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What bee is good for your health?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
