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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?