Surprise!!!!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the barber win the race?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the sick chicken say?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?