Why was the bowling ball anxious?
It was hitting pins and needles!
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?