What game do bats excel at?
Bat-gammon.
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you compliment a cat?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?