What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Blue cheese.
Why did spring break up with winter?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a thieving alligator?