What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Blue cheese.
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?