Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
The Westminster Tabby!
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Bears love exotic cars.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's the holiest insect?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?