Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the bud so shy?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?