Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a tornado's favorite game?