Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
Which president loved to take baths?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What makes music in your hair?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?