How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
It was a Life Saver.
What car can you only see twice a year?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?