Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?