Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do moms make good vintners?