Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?