Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?