What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?