What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How did the tree get lost?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?