What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's the friendliest national park?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?