What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How long do chickens work?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do elves learn in school?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?