What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What sport requires no movement at all?