What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?