Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
It's very appealing.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do bees get to school?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?