Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
What do you call a silly hill?
Which bug is related to you?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?