Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did March say to the madness?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?