What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Bears love exotic cars.